19 4 / 2014

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via sextactular)

19 4 / 2014

now-dancefuckerdance:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

Is it dick? Were you trying to make a dick joke here?

(via senatorskoshie)

19 4 / 2014

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

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19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

hyperdrivemechanic:


Neil Degrasse Tyson - Cosmos

hyperdrivemechanic:

Neil Degrasse Tyson - Cosmos

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19 4 / 2014

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

(via senatorskoshie)

19 4 / 2014

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

(Source: mr-salacia-senpai, via senatorskoshie)

19 4 / 2014

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

(Source: theothermayor, via txlover)

19 4 / 2014

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via hotdudesandjunkfoods)

19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

smussol:

waterlostinthesea:

groundspeed:

xanderthegreatest:

thetunasaysrawr:

This dog: making every other dog in the world feel like an inferior asshole.

Are you fucking shitting me

I’m laughing so hard at 0:54.  GET THIS DOG A MOVIE DEAL.

This dog is making ME feel like an inferior asshole holy shit

"go pee on mommy" tho

(via thewumberlog)

19 4 / 2014

sailorsoldiersofjustice:

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

Important to pass along :)

~Pluto

(via ophelia-pain)

19 4 / 2014

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Does anyone else notice the blade going through the plate??

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

Does anyone else notice the blade going through the plate??

(Source: picapixels, via gamergirl-latula)

19 4 / 2014

dashcon:

cannibalcoalition:

Convention season is creeping up on us like a big, creeping… thing. And this means that thousands of like-minded individuals will cram themselves, six to a room, into hotels and convention centers and forgetting basic hygiene in favor of socializing with…

19 4 / 2014